Whoo hoo
Lost my home in a fiery blaze
But hey, no cleaning for days
Whoo hoo
Identity stolen, but that's fine
At least someone wants to be me this time
Whoo hoo
Whoo hoo
The glass is half full, or so they say
Guess it's fine to sip on life's decay
Yeah, I'm falling, but I'm flying too
The ground's just closer than I ever knew
Whoo hoo
Broke my leg, but I've got one more
No need to run, just crawl on the floor
Whoo hoo
Half alive, and that's just fine
Who needs a full set of vital signs
Whoo hoo
Lost my friends, now it's just me
Less drama, more self-discovery
Whoo hoo
My pet's gone, but less fur to sweep
And my bank's foreclosing, so no more sleep
Whoo hoo
Got no health, but I've got a bed
Where I can dream of a life never led
Maybe tomorrow I'll feel alive
But today, I'm just happy to survive
The glass is half full, or so they say
Guess it's fine to sip on life's decay
Yeah, I'm falling, but I'm flying too
The ground's just closer than I ever knew
Whoo hoo
Be positive, they say, look at the bright side
I'm positive, alright, there's nowhere to hide
Just got the results from my doc
Life's one big, unfunny shock
The glass is half full, or so they say
Guess it's fine to sip on life's decay
Yeah, I'm falling, but I'm flying too
The ground's just closer than I ever knew
So let's all be positive, just like they say
Grin and bear it, while life fades away
But hey, I'm smiling, cause what else could it be
Just got my results you are positive, you see
Whoo hoo
Whoo hoo