Echoes in Orbit - How To Properly Put Up A Shelf Lyrics

Alright, this tune is titled
How To Properly Put Up A Shelf
First, you have to pre-drill an adequate sized hole
Are you getting this?
And then, install an anchor
I want you to be prepared for this like you're
Trying to get into med school
So be alert, stay focused, sharp, at all times

Greatness, it was meant for me
One, two, three, four, this is my soliloquy
Fate determines destiny destiny
The spotlight's on it, I can't stall
Greatness, it was meant for me
The next thing I'm gonna do, you're all gonna pay to see
Let me tell you honestly
Put on stilts and finally be a hundred feet tall

Finally gonna wake up, finally gonna wake up
Finally gonna wake up, finally gonna wake up

Greatness, it was meant for me, but I'm a little too lethargic
Finally gonna wake up, finally gonna wake up
Greatness, it was meant for me, forgive me, I'm just getting started
Finally gonna wake up, finally gonna wake up now

Push the clutch and shift those gears
How'd you get your license, dear
I'm messed up, too drunk to steer
Out of control, but have no fear

Greatness, it was meant for me
One, two, three, four, this is my soliloquy
Fate determines destiny
The spotlight's on it, I can't stall

Greatness, it was meant for me
The next thing I'm gonna do, you're all gonna pay to see
Let me tell you honestly
Put on stilts and finally be a hundred feet tall

Finally gonna wake up, finally gonna wake up
Finally gonna wake up, finally gonna wake up

Greatness, it was meant for me, but I'm a little too lethargic
Finally gonna wake up, finally gonna wake up
Greatness, it was meant for me, forgive me, I'm just getting started
Finally gonna wake up, finally gonna wake up now

But before you wake up, you gotta hear an alarm
Where's that snooze button
Snooze

Alright, the shelf is up, but is it level?
You don't want shit just rolling off there when you're trying to store it

Alright, I'm speaking from experience
I have to patch, I have to sand, I have to repaint
But hey, greatness is still achievable, it is for me
Why not you?

Cause what is potential?
Potential is exponential?
So why own a Ferrari if you're just gonna park it in the garage?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, we're done