Elvis Jackson - Johnny Lyrics

Johnny is a boy he spends all day in a pub

Drinking coffee drinking whiskey

He couldn't live without.

He is just a boy and his life is just a joy

Nobody belived the bottle was

His first joy

Johnny, Johnny if you really dare

Then he met a girl

The one with hemeroids

He tried to lick her ass

She gave to him no choice

Who the f*ck are you?

To tell me what to do

Go the f*ck away and never cross my way

With drinking all the day

The problems are gone away

He was so confused

Like every other day

He is just a boy

His life is just a joy.