1-800-That-Bitch Video (MV)

I like it cute, I keep it cuddly
I like it warm, I keep it toasty
I like it big, I do it boasty
But I keep it real, listen closely

Got hair everywhere, but I'm still that bitch
Don't fit in your box, I'm a whole damn glitch
Lighting up my own life, I'm a whole damn switch
Cast a love spell on myself, I'm a whole damn witch
Who need's a hand, I scratch my own damn itch
Always keep my cool, I'm my own damn fridge
Not dying on your hill, I got my own damn ridge
Not falling for your traps, I got my own damn ditch

It's beautiful, it's decorated
Up in the clouds, it's elevated
It's cute and nice, sugar and spice
When I fall down, I get back up
Start packing my bag up
They wish they could catch up
Time to finish this rap up
(Let's go)

I gas myself up, I'm a whole damn furnace
Making fun of myself, I'm a whole damn circus
I tan myself up, I got a golden epidermis
I worship myself, I got my own damn churches
Selling myself, I got my own damn commercials
Adapting myself, slipping into different circles
Captain of my army, I got my own colonels
I pop my own corn, eat the leftover kernels

I like it cute, I keep it cuddly
I like it warm, I keep it toasty
I like it big, I do it boasty
But I keep it real, listen closely