Dwight Evan Young - Zombie Day Parade Lyrics

Zombie Day parade!
It's been a year since we've seen humans
Now we commemorate this day
Because our troubles are all gone...

So we are now pretending
Our happy ending
Was not our own demise
So sing with bodies fading
With flesh decaying
Oh, I can see the flies!

Tried going vegetarian
But the grains were not fulfilling
Turns out that we don't like a food
Unless the food requires killing

See balloons in the air
Moldy flesh and hair
Chunks falling while
We're celebrating!
Cheers, we're civilized now
But it's our final bow
Because we're rotting away!

Zombie Day parade!
The marching band is decomposing!
A putrid smell is in the air...
Oh wait, that's just the churro stand

Turns out we're not good hunters
And it's a wonder
How long our bodies seem to last
We're not so coordinated
Our tools: outdated
Those animals are fast

I wish we had the humans back
They were a lovely source of protein
Their pudgy bodies, oh so slow
They were just so ripe for the poaching!

Watch the floats passing by
Through dead grey-ish eyes
Glazed over while
We're celebrating!
Cheers, we're civilized now
But it's our final bow
Because we're rotting away!

Hey! It's the zombie mayor
With bones looking bare
Speech-making while
We're celebrating!
Cheers, we're civilized now
But it's our final bow
Because we're rotting away!

Hey, stop biting my arm
Now sound the alarm
Some of us are cannibals
Because we're starving!
Cheers, we're kinda civilized now
But it's our final bow
Because we're rotting away
Because we're starving away
Hungry while we all decay!