Last night I went out for a stroll (with my dog)
Everything was fine, under my control
Had said to mom i'd be back in an hour
I got the munchies, my stomach was really hollow
Sparky peed on his favorite tree
Then licked his balls and tried to kill some fleas
I was looking for an eatery
When a loathsome creature reached to f*ck my dear
Pet f*cker monster from outer space
Is looking for a chance to continue his race