[ Featuring Dummer Duo ]
I wanted diet coke but I ain't got no money
Whatcha gonna do about it honey
I wanted caffeine but now I'm feeling really mean cuz without my coffee I'm kind of salty
Why does diet coke gotta be so expensive
Every time I'm thirsty I'll be being apprehensive
I cannot get it
My bank account's too small
Only because I got it after all
But is it worth it
The price
The sweet relief of sugar with some ice
Only one way to find out
The store
But after I finish it I might be wanting more
I wanted diet coke but I ain't got no money
Money mo mo mo mo mo money
I wanted diet coke but I ain't got no money
Money mo mo mo mo mo money
People say don't talk to me before coffee
They just don't wanna expose their own raw feels
I have to deal with students all day
So drinking diet coke seems worth what's paid
Yeah my students they drive me up the wall
Better be prepared for not living at all
When I drink coke it better be a diet
Cuz I'm not tryna start a calorie riot
Yeah coke is a really good drink
Put it in two cups and make em go clink
The reason that I got no dough
Is cuz I bought an iPhone pro
This song was not sponsored by coke
Please coke it would help us not be broke
I wanted diet coke but I ain't got no money
Money mo mo mo mo mo money
I wanted diet coke but I ain't got no money
Money mo mo mo mo mo money
