I can't get
A moments peace
I've got a vampire
Stalking me
Lurking around
My telephone
I can't get
One minute alone
She'll call me up
Just to complain
Somehow I end up
Taking the blame
We'll talk all day
Into the night
At the end of the call
Well I'm ready to fight
She's a time sucking vampire
She's a time sucking vampire
Give me garlic
For my soul
Your ways have finally
Taking a toll
You have finally
Torn me apart
And if I had a stake
Well I'd drive it through your heart
She's a time sucking vampire
She's a time sucking vampire
She's a time sucking vampire
She's a time sucking vampire