DubleAADank - JOHNNY WAS AN AVERAGE BOY. Lyrics

Johnny was an average boy, He grew up loving toys
He was a wise man (He was a wise man)
He was a wise man (He was a wise man)
Johnny was an average boy, he grew up loving boys
He was a gay man (He was a gay man)
He was a gay man (He was a gay man)
Johnny didn't pay child support, so he was very poor
He was a broke man (He was a broke man)
He was a broke man (He was a broke man)
Johnny was an agoraphobe, he lived in his house all alone
He was a lonely man (He was a lonely man)
He was a lonely man (He was a lonely man)
Johnny fell off the bridge, he didn't get a single stitch
He was a lucky man (He was a lucky man)
He was a lucky man (He was a lucky man)

One night, out in the dark, Johnny saw his life pass before him
He was being shot at from behind
He knew the end was coming
He was a wise man
He was a gay man
He was a broke man
He was a lonely man
He was a lucky man