Ready set go, when he says so
Heads will explode on many levels
Knock socks off without a velcro shell toe
Who the hell knows for whom the bell tolls
Yes I do take dabs of butane hash in a new A's hat
After boom came bap then a poop stained rap
In the middle of Virginia with middle fingers up
It's hitting, bruh, like if it comes to lyrical physical fisticuffs
Underground like playing dig dug
99 problems 86 f*cks
Lambast those ramshackle ham-hand flows- all amiss
Call it quits caught against Scott Sliuazis and Psyopsogist
Jamming flows down your esophagus cough and spit
As if choking on a cantaloupe vomiting back up prose
So that you know I speak to each from chic elite to average Joe
Freak a beat decently seems to me please keep casual
Here comes the rain thundering under same white trash bag unashamed
F*cking stay in front a phrase like hash tags
Underground like playing dig dug
99 problems 86 f*cks
Arcane mechanics if its broke you gotta order parts
Calculated magic torn apart by performance arts
Escape the labyrinth before its dark or meet your fate
This doesn't seem germane- the worm in the apple the teacher ate
Whirs and beeps from the murky deep of mercury server speed
Your machine circuitry certainly needs urgent refurbishing
When did you experience electric shock? Currently
Never meddle with treble level LFO envelope murder spree
Underground like playing dig dug
99 problems 86 f*cks
Nowadays are cloudy baking brownies blazed- guffaw
Cannabis scented phantom manuscript animus endless sentence run-on
Sank your battleship gun drawn, rap for a month long
Imagine an amateur handling battle, man come on
Which average producer can say this track isn't superb's talking shit
Back to the future when Biff crashed in manure
Great Scott! Think you got the tie that binds- frayed knot
Working overtime to blow your mind like Kurt Cobain shot
Underground like playing dig dug
99 problems 86 f*cks
Life's made of sine waves up and down like trumpet valves
Gutter mouth cussing loud unannounced- f*cking hell
Underwhelmed someone help, talk amongst yourselves
All is well where monsters dwell I'm bald with spells like Gargamel
Peaks and troughs repeated often shape snakes make
Keep it on until a later sideways eight date
This is my attempt at artful with the message garbled
My words will send a jarful of severed third metacarpals
Underground like playing dig dug
99 problems 86 f*cks
I'm a smith of words written verse literature if your sure give it your signature
Live and learn 'till digging dirt to fit what's in the hearse
Ouch that gigahertz, fear no evil or placebo
Panacea egotistic people we don't see those
Reticence in the past, present tense in your grasp
If your meddling with advanced mathematics better not skip a class
My building's glass and filled with cracks could split in half but still intact
Switch the plans- aristocratic villains have to finish last
Operations psychological, got the nation by hair follicles, basis economical
The waves that come from pond ripples rhyme flow in small trickles
'Cuz I'm cold and pipes froze, on tonight's show like Don Rickles
Nonsensical drivel gibberish jabberwocky rapping off key
At the Grand Ole Opry with Johnny Cash beat-boxing
Who grew these beauties? Nuggets to puff and I pack bong-loads
These tunes be looney abida-abida that's all, folks- sike
Underground like playing disk golf
99 problems tell them all to f*ck off
Hip hop isn't dead anyone who says it is I'll get and rip to shreds, introspective minuet
Dip a pen in ink and then switch perspective different lens
Bill and Ted excellence finished when listeners have shit the bed, Uh
I'm in the spot like X marks, gotta rep hard, brought my best bars, drop like depth charge
Tsunami ensues got me doing laundry- powerful
'Bout to blow found a poem insurmountable now you know
I'm going big like the fry size at five guys, I'd like a pie slice like 3.1459
20/20 hindsight blindsided by hive mind
My light shines like the twilight night sky when I right rhymes
Put fear behind eins zwei drei- there can you see what I did?
Speech is a gift you experiment with, it increases your wit like The Secret of Nimh
Nicodemus with written don't give a rat's ass, got more bars than pub crawls
Tell you once and for all in a southern drawl- f*ck y'all!