Drizzlefawn - Got a couch Lyrics

Got
A
Couch
Yeah
Got
A
Couch
Yeah
Got
A
Couch
Yeah
I just got a couch
Put it in the house
Did it independent
Bought it all myself
Bought it from my neighbour
And her little dog
Carried it with Trevor
Carried it ourselves
Tried to hang a picture
Nail wouldn't go
Didn't have a hammer
Hit it with my phone
Picture on the nail
Leaning down the wall
Barely didn't fall
Barely hanging on
Got a tv didn't have a cable for it
Sitting on the table realised that's important
Probably should've got some plates and knives and forks and
Shoulda gone to target
Probably shoulda bought em
Got a bed off Amazon but more than
Two weeks later waiting for the order
Probably should have cancelled
Probably shoulda called em
Shoulda got a refund
But it's all good
I've got a couch
Got
A
Couch
Yeah
Got
A
Couch
Yeah
Got
A
Couch
Yeah
Got
A
Couch
Yeah
Got the microwave dinner down pat
On the new couch, that's where I sat
Free young thug
Thugger is my slat
Transformers Two
Gotta run it back
Shia getting buffed
Faster than a cat
Falling nine stories to its death
When it make a splat
Like an egg yolk
And the old folks screaming hell no
I'm 22
Ball like 23
End at 24, man RIP
That's what I mean
And I'm spraying and praying these rhymes like an aerosol can
And I'm fibbing with these
And I'm smooth like a breeze
At a 100 degrees
And you better believe
I eat crackers with cheese
While I dealing with your whining and hating
Umbrella
It's raining
I bring the flood
While you barely hanging
Got my chain swanging
Like I'm Rae Sremmurd
Make the earth shake while you got tremors
And I'm Trevor