When twenty minutes feels like forever
Full band at a karaoke night
Please for the love of god, can you get off the stage
The paramedics are on standby
And they've already sang this verse
But f*ck it they'll sing it again
I never thought I'd see you as philistines
Oh please can you make this end
I said no, no, no, no, no, no
I really wanna go
I said no, no, no, no, no, no
I really wanna go
Fionn you said we'd leave in half an hour
But that was two hours ago
We're wasting our time, coming back to this kip
When you won't even give us a show
I said no, no, no, no, no, no
I really wanna go
I said no, no, no, no, no, no
I really wanna go
Runner up's just no good enough
It's a waste of time to even write this stuff
When popularity forces you to say
You are my one and only love
You are my one and only love