Drew Bludd - The Jocks Girlfriend Lyrics

You see Sallys man plays football
But i dont play any sports
But if i did it would be basketball because
Thats such a better sport you little dork
He likes the beastie boys but im a beastie man
Come at me sideways and ill cook you
Like a christmas ham

Lets fix the mix turn the treble up a bit
Put it back down put the bass up just a tad
Now kick those lights up
Put em back down
I cant make my mind up just make it loud

Yeah we met at community college
Can you tell me why you're my favorite topic
I'm a mockery baby call me Collin
So I'm stalling i just wanna talk with you

I'm in love with your girlfriend
The jocks girlfriend
Puts me in a whirlwind