Dogcatcher - If You're Happy Lyrics

If you're happy to see me, then smile
And if it's lovely to be here, then stay awhile
Now I've been thinking that the best we can do
Is you come out and see me and I'll go see you
It's not that bad
And it'll make you feel so much better

Now if you're out in the cold, then come in
And if that door doesn't open the first time you try it, then try it again
If you want employment, then let's call the boss,
And if you're on the market, then let's just get off
It's not that bad
And it'll make you feel so much better

Now if you're here for the ladies, then fine
And if you're starting a rock band, then get in line
If you are a writer, then let's write a song,
And if you're a singer, let's all sing along
It's not that bad
And it'll make you feel so much better