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Doctor Destruction - Cosmos 105.7 (Skit) Lyrics



Doctor Destruction - Cosmos 105.7 (Skit) Lyrics
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What's up galaxy?
It's your boy Buck Naked here on the Cosmos (05.79
And of course we can't forget, your boy, Kyle
Believe it or not listeners, we have something for you right now
We actually have Doctor Destruction himself on the phone
He's calling in from somewhere in the Beetlejuice nebula
And he's ready to destroy us

Doctor Destruction are you there?
(Yeah I'm here)
So our listeners have been dying to know
Why have you been hiding your voice?
(What do you mean? This is my voice)
Well, I mean, you've obviously altered it in some way
(Obviously)
Well, do you care to go in depth at all?
I mean, you know, our listeners are dying to know why
(Well, I mean, I'm a villain, you know I gotta sound the part)
And how did you do that?
(Well basically like, I surgically removed my voice box
And then I replaced it with a vocoder to emulate like
Any voice I want, whenever I feel like it)

Ah, this would explain the features from artists
Who haven't been alive in almost a hundred years
(Precisely, I just match it to my favorite rapper's frequency
And record using their voice and lyrics I write
And the style and character of each artist I'm featuring)
Well that makes sense
(Yeah, this way people can just listen to my shit
And not have to like, have nerd conversations on Reddit
About how that'd be technically impossible or whatever you know what I mean
Look man, what- is this really what we talking 'bout right now?)
Yes, but what about all the people who are somehow listening to this project
Seventy years before it's actual release? Can you explain that?
(Look man I don't f*cking know alright
I got a time machine bro let's dead it, alright?)
Well there you have it folks, we've got Doc D on the line
And we'll be right back after this commercial break

From the makers of, "Asteroid Be Gone" comes the "Teleportation Box"
Using this simple box you can literally
Transport to anywhere on your current planet in the blink of an eye
Fear flying through outer space? Not any longer
Just receive your court appointed government approved teleportation passport
And blast off through the nebula
I mean that figuratively of course
As easy as one, a-two, a-three

(The makers of Asteroids Be Gone comes The Teleportation Box
Are not responsible for any lost genitalia
That is not fully inserted in the box before teleportation, thank you)
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What's up galaxy?
It's your boy Buck Naked here on the Cosmos (05.79
And of course we can't forget, your boy, Kyle
Believe it or not listeners, we have something for you right now
We actually have Doctor Destruction himself on the phone
He's calling in from somewhere in the Beetlejuice nebula
And he's ready to destroy us

Doctor Destruction are you there?
(Yeah I'm here)
So our listeners have been dying to know
Why have you been hiding your voice?
(What do you mean? This is my voice)
Well, I mean, you've obviously altered it in some way
(Obviously)
Well, do you care to go in depth at all?
I mean, you know, our listeners are dying to know why
(Well, I mean, I'm a villain, you know I gotta sound the part)
And how did you do that?
(Well basically like, I surgically removed my voice box
And then I replaced it with a vocoder to emulate like
Any voice I want, whenever I feel like it)

Ah, this would explain the features from artists
Who haven't been alive in almost a hundred years
(Precisely, I just match it to my favorite rapper's frequency
And record using their voice and lyrics I write
And the style and character of each artist I'm featuring)
Well that makes sense
(Yeah, this way people can just listen to my shit
And not have to like, have nerd conversations on Reddit
About how that'd be technically impossible or whatever you know what I mean
Look man, what- is this really what we talking 'bout right now?)
Yes, but what about all the people who are somehow listening to this project
Seventy years before it's actual release? Can you explain that?
(Look man I don't f*cking know alright
I got a time machine bro let's dead it, alright?)
Well there you have it folks, we've got Doc D on the line
And we'll be right back after this commercial break

From the makers of, "Asteroid Be Gone" comes the "Teleportation Box"
Using this simple box you can literally
Transport to anywhere on your current planet in the blink of an eye
Fear flying through outer space? Not any longer
Just receive your court appointed government approved teleportation passport
And blast off through the nebula
I mean that figuratively of course
As easy as one, a-two, a-three

(The makers of Asteroids Be Gone comes The Teleportation Box
Are not responsible for any lost genitalia
That is not fully inserted in the box before teleportation, thank you)
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Writer: Doctor Destruction
Copyright: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC




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Performed By: Doctor Destruction
Length: 2:37
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