DMK - Oh, What a Sale! Lyrics

Oh, what a sale! It's the season to buy,
With ads in my inbox stacked ten stories high.
They call it a bargain, a deal that can't last,
But somehow next week, it's back just as fast!
Oh, what a sale! My wallet says, "No!"
But those "one-time offers" keep pulling me, though.
It's promos and prices and free shipping, too,
"Just click to confirm, we've saved it for you!"
The ads keep on flashing, "Get ready to spend!"
And every week's "Black Friday" with no end.
We'll deck all the halls with deals for a steal,
For a holiday season as "merry" as we feel!
So here's to promotions, to savings galore-
Just buy it all now... or wait, there'll be more!