Snow is falling, the boss is calling,
"Where's the magic? We're barely crawling!"
The clients want miracles on pennies a pop,
But our budget's so tight, we're ready to drop.
The idea's big, the funds are small,
We'll make it work-or we'll just throw a snowball!
We're sleighing the budget with pennies to spare,
Wishing for magic, but too aware-
Spreadsheets are wild, the clients don't care,
Just bring results, and don't forget the flair!
The boss wants billboards, but funds say "nope,"
We're cutting corners, holding onto hope.
From memes to jingles, we're doing it all,
One wrong move, and we're bound to fall!
But it's Christmas, let's give them some cheer,
Even if the ROI might disappear!
So when you see those holiday ads appear,
Think of the team spreading budget-stretched cheer!