The weatherman said:
"It's gunna be a cold one,
You better keep your coat on,
You better get a move on,
'Cause the season's coming on strong
And it's gunna be a long one"
You and I were stuck at a red light,
Under the starlight,
The moon in our headlights,
And the snow was falling down
And the road was winding round
And there, in the distance,
A house with the light on.
It's all gunna go wrong this Christmas,
Like it always does
But it's just part of the fun,
Yeah it's just part of the fun.
The Christmas dinner's burnt to a crisp,
May as well be lumps of coal,
And everybody's arguing about politics,
'Cause this time we'll get to the bottom of it.
Mum and dad been drinking since breakfast,
And she hates her necklace,
And he lost the receipt.
Have a tone-deaf sing-a-long
To the same old Christmas songs
At least we got the TV
'Till the power goes out...
It's all gunna go wrong this Christmas,
Like it always does
But it's just part of the fun,
Yeah it's just part of the fun.