The love songs always say that this shit ain't a game
But it seems that way to me
So if you're gonna play me without any shame
At least make me princess peach
You speedin' round in circles
Like this is grand theft auto
And slowing down would be a crime
I'm out here slingin' turtles
Like it's the f*ckin' motto
You're wastin' all my time
You say you really like me, you wanna "get to know me"
With your hands up my skirt, well...
Maybe I'm cynical, but damn you're so predictable
Like Ash, if he was a flirt (gotta catch 'em all)
The love songs always say that this shit ain't a game
But it seems that way to me
So if you're gonna play me without any shame
At least make me princess peach
I didn't ask for a f*ckin' settled score,
This shouldn't a been a fight
After a TKO you still wanna come back for more
So you can just prove you're right
But I'm not Sonic, and I'm not Zelda
And I'm not Mario
Sp don't cha come up in here like this is monkey island
And you got some damn cheat code
Some damn cheat code, oh hell no
The love songs always say that this shit ain't a game
But it seems that way to me (at least when I'm with you)
So if you're gonna play me without a drop of shame
At least make me Princess Peach
At least make me Princess Peach
You ain't super smashin' nobody, hoe