I wanna sing a song and make her feel crazy
Make her forget she always forgets me
'Cause she's a top of the shelf lady
And I'm a low bottom bottle fed baby
Yeah hatchet wound is driving me crazy
And a hatchet wound does truly amaze me
'Cause she's a top of the shelf lady
And I'm a low bottom bottle fed baby
You know a hatchet's such a seasoned opponent
Can't wait to get the scars to show it
Gimme a chance and I'll blow it
But this one's for the dad bands that know it
Yeah hatchet would is driving me crazy
And a hatchet would does truly amaze me
'Cause she's a top of the shelf lady
And lemme tell ya
Nothing but her hatchet can save me
Please don't look in my eyes
Don't want you to see the sorrow
Hope I don't want ya tonight
If I can't have ya tomorrow
I wanna sing a song and make her feel crazy
Make her forget she always forgets me
'Cause she's a top of the shelf lady
And I'm a low bottom bottle fed baby