Desperate Journalist - Why Are You so Boring? Lyrics

I know you don't mean to
You just want to be seen to
Have a view at all
But Jesus set me free
From your dumb mentality
When you make yourself look small
Please will you forgive me

I have only lived these
Abstracts in your decrees
You touch me on the arm
Lecture me on Animal Farm
Well if only I could read
Such a long way
With so little to say

Oh my darling,
Why are you so boring?

Flicking back your hair
You vociferously blare
Your schoolboy rights and wrongs
Well I could break your face
Emancipate the human race

Can one evening last so long?
Maybe at 18 you
Had a brilliant breakthrough
Over several beers

But now I've done my time
Waiting in the f*cking line
Listening to you sneer
Such a long way
With so little to say

Oh my darling
Why are you so boring?