The bourbon and seven
Can get you into heaven
And the music always starts by eight
I was getting my kicks
From parlor tricks
Lightin' ciggies on the chef's hot plate
The owner is a man
With a renaissance plan
They tend to call him Samurai Crack
Bounce a quarter off the wall
And if it stands tall
You can try to earn your mojo back
One of these days I'll learn how to greet you
One of these taste just like Machu Pichu
I'll try to pitch a game for the ages
You know that the name means more in the pages
There's a caged tiger in the furthest bathroom stall
Business men run a gambling ring just beyond the wall
I can guarantee your favorite actor tried the stew
I could help describe it but it won't taste the same to you