Derek the Baddie - My Coming Out Song Lyrics

Back when I was 15
A girl made a poll about me
Asking the world to say
If I was straight or gay
The results overwhelmingly
Concluded I must like dick
Let me go ahead and change that real quick

You are the one who keeps me awake in my dreams
I hope no one else understands what that means
Baby I think we should date
It's about time I came out as straight

Coming out as straight
Watch out ladies I'm
Coming out as straight
Go f*cking crazy ladies
I'm coming out as straight
Okay not that crazy ladies Im
Coming out as straight
Okay chill the f*ck out ladies im coming out as

Now that I'm 19 no girls make polls about me
They never ask, they just assume I like ass
That belongs to a guy
And some nights I cry
Not insinuating I know the struggle gay people face in just saying sometimes it's annoying
When I flirt with a girl but she thinks im just being a gay bff
Cause that's not what im doing
Ugh

Boobs I mean girls keep me awake at night
Thinking all these straight things my gay roommate dies of fright
Baby you and I should date
Ya Yeet I'm coming out as straight

Coming out as straight
Sorry hombres I'm
Coming out as straight
Man it must suck to be a guy cause I'm
I'm coming out as straight
Okay celebrate ladies I'm
Coming out as straight
Okay take your clothes off ladies I'm coming