Lately, I've been hearing a lot of talk
A lot of negative talk about the one thing...
The one thing that I really love
The one thing that means the most in the world to me
And I'm sick of it, and, and they just...
Just f*cking listen
What could you possibly get out of it?
Step outside of it, try to understand my side of it
You bite and the slightest mention
The tension is ten times the fight between the Reds and the Whites
Let me describe and emphasise how it feels
What I have to deal with, like a thousand kil-ograms
On my chest, but you can't seem to empathise, so you terrorise
And it seems like you aren't allowed to give a damn!
It's like I'm trapped in prison, man
Unable to move like I've stacked etizolams
But over time I grew to a tremendous size
And I may be nefarious, but I won't tell lies
I need to vocalise, you continue to berate
What may be the greatest creation of the human race
And it's a true mistake, because I have a vision
Where we all get along and we all love minions
Don't talk shit about a minion, just take a seat and listen
Have an impact from my wisdom, don't talk shit about a minion
Don't talk shit about a minion, I'll continue with conviction
'Til I complete my mission, don't talk shit about a minion
(Don't talk shit about a minion)
Don't talk shit about a minion, f*ck your negative opinion
Stop being such a villain, don't talk shit about a minion
Don't talk shit about a minion, you can talk shit about Clinton
You can talk shit about women, but don't talk shit about a minion
(I love minions, we love minions)
Ha! Do you even speak Minionese?
Bakayarou, that's an understatement, that's a figure o' speech
Similarly, like a simile, you're always comparing
I don't need no vivid imagery for me to see you're rigidly not caring
Ignoring the blaring obvious, your mind's in a state of
Cognitive disarray, this way you're in love with this "Love Island" crap
Big gay, and I've told you a thousand times how to find the inner strength
To realise you're missing out on real life!
And by real life, I mean the minions both in "Minions (2015)"
And "Despicable Me" - 1, 2, and 3 - like literally, you do agree
And "Minions 2", coming soon, can't argue with the box office
Second top grossing animated movie, even Blockbusters
Stocked up on it before their shops had that dosh problem
It's got so many knock-offs that even soccer mums on Facebook
Use their faces to mock others
Come on, brothers
Share a minion meme to show your feelings
And kneel to banana peelings
Don't talk shit about a minion, just take a seat and listen
Have an impact from my wisdom, don't talk shit about a minion
Don't talk shit about a minion, I'll continue with conviction
'Til I complete my mission, don't talk shit about a minion
(Don't talk shit about a minion)
Don't talk shit about a minion, f*ck your negative opinion
Stop being such a villain, don't talk shit about a minion
Don't talk shit about a minion, you can talk shit about Clinton
You can talk shit about women, but don't talk shit about a minion
(I love minions, we love minions)
M-I-N-I-O-N, I am
M-I-N-I-O-N, I am
M-I-N-I-O-N, I am
M-I-N-I-O-N, I am
I love minions (M-I-N-I-O-N, I am)
You love minions (M-I-N-I-O-N, I am)
We love minions (M-I-N-I-O-N, I am)
We are minions (M-I-N-I-O-N, I am)
Don't talk shit about a minion, just take a seat and listen
Have an impact from my wisdom, don't talk shit about a minion
Don't talk shit about a minion, I'll continue with conviction
'Til I complete my mission, don't talk shit about a minion
(Don't talk shit about a minion)
Don't talk shit about a minion, f*ck your negative opinion
Stop being such a villain, don't talk shit about a minion
Don't talk shit about a minion, you can talk shit about Clinton
You can talk shit about women, but don't talk shit about a minion
(I love minions, we love minions)