I sure did not expect this much
Coffee turned into taking me out to lunch
Oh, am I gonna have to open up
Let's not, lest I alarm you
Redacting nearly everything
I decided to bid you good evening
I had a dinner date with my demons
If only I could tell you
All of these reasons I'm weird
All at once
And not this IV drip
Ambitions, fetishes, fears
You'd freak out
And that would just be it
Oh, I'm getting impatient, too
I just wanna shout out that I love you
I know that that would make your heart take off
But you should know the whole truth
I'll keep it at a gentle pace
You'll just have to endure my mysterious ways
Or would you rather rip the band-aid off
Tie nylon to the loose tooth
And hear these reasons I'm weird
All at once
And stop this IV drip
Ambitions, fetishes, fears
You'd freak out
And that would just be it
All of these reasons we're weird
All at once
And stop this IV drip
Ambitions, fetishes, fears
It turns out
We've both got our secrets