This one's about a chihuahua
Walking down the street
Barking at everybody
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Alpha Dog ya here he comes
Barking at the world around
Acting rough n' tough and naming names
Staking claim on common ground
Acting like a hubris hound
Watch out for the The Alpha here he comes.
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Pissing on things everywhere
He doesn't think He doesn't care
Watch out for the asshole here he comes
So move your things and guard your gals
Pray he don't pick on your pals
Watch out for the asshole here he comes
Hey you
Yeah you
Who me
Yaaa you suck
You were right you had a hunch
Should've learned to punch a punch
Too late for an Advil here it comes
Afraid to fight but you took it well
He hit your head and broke your bells
Watch out for the asphalt here it comes
Ohhh nooo
But your girl came just in time
Bopped him like some nursery rhyme
Woohoo!
Yelled the crowd of girls watching across the street
She'll ice it up and she'll kiss it well
A classic bedtime story tale
To tell the girls when they are off to sleep
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So when you're all off fast asleep
He's watching Rocky on repeat
He's training up to get his due revenge
He's doing pushups and cannon balls
Swimming laps and lifting bells
Watch out for the coward here he comes
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Now listen up and listen well
Learn to punch or learn a spell
Train up for the next one it will come
And when you think you're gonna lose
Remember Fear's a faithless ruse
Cuz no one knows the ending til The End
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