Never text while you drive
Never drink when you get high
Avoid persuasion of the sexual kind
Never break two rules at the same time
Try to keep and open mind but
Don't let the levee break on inside
Who am I to give advice?
I'll be home thinking bout' tonight
Doing the same things over and over
Stare into the mirror till' I get sober
Find out something new I don't like about myself
Searching for an answer inside the liquor shelf
I wish people would say what they mean
Everybody hears but they should listen to me
Listen to me, I give good advice
At some point you start to learn from your vices
Everybody's obsessed with their devices
I deleted Twitter but I'm back in compliance
I never learn from what I say
I like to hear myself talk, is that okay?
Everybody's different, they're different from me
Does that make me special or just out of their way?
Everybody knows things that passed me by
I never liked my classes when I'd rather get high
I regretted having friends when they said goodbye
The women in my life never understood my mind
I know me
Maybe I'll stay lonely
Everybody thinks they're free
With Copy-Paste ideology
Offended by mediocrity
I don't wanna shed blood easily
Maybe I'll listen to me