The Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk to Fuck Lyrics

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to f*ck

I'm too drunk to f*ck
You're too drunk to f*ck
Too drunk, to f*ck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To f*ck

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You bawl like a baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to f*ck
I'm too drunk to f*ck
Too drunk, to f*ck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to f*ck

I'm too drunk to f*ck
You're too drunk to f*ck
Too drunk, to f*ck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to f*ck

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your f*ckin' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to f*ck
You're to drunk to f*ck
Too drunk to f*ck
It's all I need right now oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to f*ck
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Oh