Dream Date Of The 90's Video (MV)

In the 70's i used to hang around in bars

I'd let myself get picked up by jocks with sports cars

I'd let them take me back to their place

Where i'd suck and f*ck and f*ck and suck and sit on their face

Now i stay at home

I have sex over the phone

And i have what it takes to masturbate

Then i got knocked up in the 80's

So i went to a clinic for ladies

The doctor stuck a suction hose up my cunt

The he scraped and sucked and sucked and scraped till
He i killed that little runt

Now i stay at home

I have sex over the phone

I know what it takes to masturbate

Now i'm living in the 90's

AIDS killed all the junkies and the gays

But i'm still here cause i was my needles out with bleach

And i never went to one of those roman f*cking bathes

Oh eeh ooo awe

Dream date of the 90's