Davy Gallant - DOGS CATS FROGS FRYING PANS AND SNAKES Lyrics

Dogs, cats, frogs
Frying pans and snakes
Dogs, cats, frogs
Frying pans and snakes
Dogs, cats, frogs
Frying pans and snakes

Four snakes sitting in the sun
Had an argument one day
Just as Frederic Pipkin's cello
Was about to play
It wasn't nice, it wasn't pretty
Frankly, it was kind of silly
When they all began to hiss
It sounded something like this

Dogs, cats, frogs
Frying pans and snakes
Dogs, cats, frogs
Frying pans and snakes

The first snake said to the second
"You've got a funny looking tail"
"It's bent and crooked makes me laugh"
"It makes me wail"
How can you talk to me that way?
That's not a nice thing to say
We snakes should cherish one another
Like a sister, like a brother

"Words can hurt" the third chimed in
"Like sticks and stones on slimy skin"
"Our friend may shed a tear or two"
"I'd shed my skin if I were you"
The fourth snake said, "To me it seems"
"You're like three slithering drama queens"
"Now just sit back, enjoy the sun"
"Hey, playing cello is really fun"

Dogs, cats, frogs
Frying pans and snakes
Dogs, cats, frogs
Frying pans and snakes

As they hissed and sputtered, because snakes can
Like bacon in a frying pan
Frederic Pipkin struck the bow
On that unfortunate cello
I saw it all, yeah I was there
The cello gleamed in the sun's glare
The dogs and cats and frogs agreed
Snakes are one strange and crazy breed

Well I try and I try
But I just can't seem to get it
But you know I just won't let it
Get me down

Yes I try and I try
But I just can't seem to get it
But you know I just won't let it
Get me down, no no

Dogs, cats, frogs
Frying pans and snakes
Dogs, cats, frogs
Frying pans and snakes
Dogs, cats, frogs
Frying pans and snakes

Dogs, cats, frogs
Frying pans and snakes
Dogs, cats, frogs
Frying pans and snakes
Dogs, cats, frogs (snakes, snakes)
Frying pans and snake

Dogs, cats, frogs (little garden snakes)
Frying pans and snakes (bigger snakes too and)
Dogs, cats, frogs (big dogs and small cats and)
Frying pans and snakes (big cats and small cats)
Dogs, cats, frogs (and huge cats)
Frying pans and snakes

Dogs, cats, frogs (and, frying pans?)
Frying pans and snakes (frying pans?)
I don't get it

Wiley wrote the frying pan