""Buddy, it seems that you caught me at the right time
Pull up a chair the next round is on me
And we'll open a bottle of whatever
And drink to life and all its misery
I drink one for my baby who is long gone
Two for my truck that only drives downhill
I drink three for this dead-end job I'm working
And if the whiskey don't kill me
Then the moonshine will
Now one more thing just while you're listening
I'll pour my heart out on this old bar top
'Cause my eyes are wet but my mouth is dry from talking
And I hope you don't mind me having the last drop
I drink one for my baby who is long gone
Two for my truck that only drives downhill
I drink three for this dead-end job I'm working
And if the whiskey don't kill me
Then the moonshine will
I drink one for my baby who is long gone
Two for my truck that only drives downhill
I drink three for this dead-end job I'm working
And if the whiskey don't kill me
Then the moonshine will""