There's a worm at the bottom of the garden,
And his name is Wiggly Woo,
He wiggles all night and he wiggles all day,
He just wiggles his life away,
But when he gets home from a hard day of wiggling,
Tucks himself in bed,
Dreams of mountains, oceans and desserts,
Far off places fill his head
There's a worm at the bottom of the garden,
And he's sick of digging up my lawn,
He wants somewhere new to live a different dirt to dig,
So he's leaving tomorrow at dawn,
He's got a flowerpot full of dirt and soil,
He's gonna sail it out to sea,
He's got a rhubarb leaf to use as a sail,
Catch the wind, nothing's going to stop him
Go go Wiggly Woo, you know that it's you we all wanna be,
You will never be found, stuck underground you're chasing your dreams
There's a worm at the pyramids in Egypt,
There's a worm in the Taj Mahal,
The Empire State and the Eiffel Tower,
Wiggly Woo's seen it all,
He's climbed to the very top of Mount Everest,
Found the source of the Nile,
He's swam with dolphins fought a grizzly bear,
He's faster than light and lighter than air
Go go Wiggly Woo, you know that it's you we all wanna be,
You will never be found, stuck underground you're chasing your dreams
There's a worm at the bottom of the garden,
There's a worm who's finally come home,
He's travelled around the whole wide world,
Been everywhere a worm can go,
But when he gets home from a lifetime of wiggling,
Tucks himself in bed,
Dreams of mountains, oceans and desserts,
Far off places still fill his head
Go go Wiggly Woo, you know that it's you we all wanna be,
You will never be found, stuck underground you're chasing your dreams