She's got a ring in her ear from those wedding chimes
She don't throw in no big towel
Cause she's tied the knot oh so many times
Like a regular Baden Powell
She always goes that extra mile
When she's marching them down the aisle
So subtle sweet with her bustle
Calm Sweet Camomile
Calm Sweet Camomile
Keeps rolling them down the aisle
Tying the knot with whatever she's got
Always putting on the style
Always goes down just like a treat
Now ain't she so darn dog on sweet
So subtle, sweet with her bustle
Calm Sweet Camomile
Matrimonial gifts piled high
All in a large depot
So easy to come by, easily done why
It's oh' so appropo
Then she slips that lovers' knot
When their ready, or when they're not
So subtle, sweet with her bustle
Calm Sweet Camomile
Calm Sweet Camomile
Keeps rolling them down the aisle
Tying the knot with whatever she's got
Always putting on the style
Always goes down just like a treat
Now ain't she so darn dog on sweet
So subtle, sweet with her bustle
Calm Sweet Camomile
Many men with eloquence
Have tried to philosophize
But it ain't no use if you don't know
Who ate all the pies
How many beans make five
How many fishes make it alive
Take it from me, don't take tea
With Calm Sweet Camomile
Calm Sweet Camomile
Keeps rolling them down the aisle
Tying the knot with whatever she's got
Always putting on the style
Always goes down just like a treat
Now ain't she so darn dog on sweet
So subtle, sweet with her bustle
Calm Sweet Camomile
Now Camomile don't ask questions
Like give me your answer do
Cause she ain't half crazy
She's got a contract hanging over you
Don't think you ain't been warned
There's nothing worse than a Camomile scorned
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For Calm Sweet Camomile
Calm Sweet Camomile
Keeps rolling them down the aisle
Tying the knot with whatever she's got
Always putting on the style
Always goes down just like a treat
Now ain't she so darn dog on sweet
So subtle, sweet with her bustle
Calm Sweet Camomile