Hello keyboard warriors
Hello Twitter trolls
The future has been written now
Take back control
Build a robot
Stick a spanner in its cog
Fashionistas
Dressing kids like Jacob Rees Mogg
DISMAY
DISMAY
Acid attack in Hackney
Knife-wielding granny
Kids with guns, letter bombs
To a call centre in Karachi
Knee-jerk reaction
Cleaning up the streets
Cats in bags and dirty mags
And Paddy Power deadbeats
DISMAY
DISMAY
Panic at the supermarket
Trolley dash dead souls
Tesco's selling horsemeat again
They're flogging Tiger Rolls
Champagne socialist
Takes it on the double chin
Hipster cafe latte looneys
The enemy from within
DISMAY
DISMAY
A billion boy band has-beens
A billion clapped-out queens
A bucketload of broken toys
All smashed to smithereens
Duplo defence league
And the Lego's taking over
Plastic parasites march on
The White Cliffs of Dover
DISMAY
DISMAY
Hello Broken Britain
You unloveable rogues
Kick the can down a cul de sac
Built by Tory toads
Goodbye ignorance
Goodbye background noise
Would the last person in Britain please
Switch off Mrs Brown's Boys