I had a feeling it was over
When you packed up all your drawers
And you took the fastest train out of town
I tried to call you but the phone said
That your numbers disconnected
And you wouldn't want to talk anyhow
I pretended not to recognize
This house was cold and dead inside
The cob-webs and the echoes made it plain
That you've really gone and left me
And you didn't even text me
But the ghost of what we had still remains
So come back, baby
I'll be a better version of me
Come back, baby
I'll even watch your shows on the TV
Well I finally got the paper
Had to steal it from my neighbor
And I read my own obituary
It said I've been deceased for two weeks
But imagine my relief
To know you didn't leave here just because of me
You know I didn't mean to haunt you
Or to posthumously stalk you
Though I guess I'd rather still be alive
But don't worry I can wait
For you to reach your final state
And I'll be waiting for you on the other side
So come back, baby
I'm just a shadow of the man that I was
Come back, baby
And we can get a place in heaven above
And get those matching towels that you love
Cause forever isn't long enough