Well
I went to a BBQ last Saturday night
Expecting juicy steaks and burgers with a bite
But to my surprise
It was a vegan delight
No meat to savor
No taste to excite. (ooh yeah)
Meat lover's blues
Oh what a plight
No juicy cuts
Just veggies in sight
I miss the sizzle
The smoke
The grease
Give me back my ribs
Give me back my peace. (oh-oh)
They said
"Try this tempeh
It tastes just like bacon."
But let me tell you
My taste buds were forsaken
I longed for the days of carnivorous delight
But now I'm stuck munching on veggies all night. (ooh yeah)
I walked up to the grill
Smellin' all that char
Burgers and hotdogs
Sizzlin' like a star
But as I looked closer
What did I see?
No meat for me
Just tofu and veggies
I tried to be polite
Give it all a chance