Dar Williams - All Men Are Liars Lyrics

All men (all men)
All men are liars
Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires
Hey girls (girls)
Bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth
All men are liars, and that's the truth


Well do you remember Rick Astley?
He had a big fat hit that was ghastly
He said "I'm never gonna give you up or let you down"
Well I'm here to tell you that Dick's a clown
Though he was just a boy when he made that vow
I'd bet it all that he knows by now that


All men (all men)
All men are liars
Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires
Hey girls (girls)
Bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth
All men are liars, and that's the truth


Of all God's creatures man must be
The most slimy and slippery now
There stands the naked ape in a monkey suit
Behind the little moustache he grew, the shifty brute
All the ones not choking on the words they ate
Are sweating on getting their stories straight


All men (all men)
All men are liars
Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires
Hey girls (girls)
Bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth
All men are liars, and that's the truth


All men (all men)
All men are liars
Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires
Hey girls (girls)
Bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth
All men are liars
And all men are liars
All men are liars
And all men are liars
And that's the truth