Verse 1:|ya let's have a party|call up all your friends |i know we'll have a good time|but then the party ends ||taxi cabs are honking|to take my buddies home|but I cracked another cold one|and I grabbed the telephone ||chorus 1:|who you gonna call?|drunk dialing|liquid courage in your hand |drunk dialing |reaching out across the land|let your fingers do the walking|and patrone will do the talking|drunk dialing|your alchohologram||verse 2: |thought i'd call me my ex up|out in nashville tennesse |i think I was proposing|'til his mom hung up on me||next victim on speed dial|stole her boyfriend late last year|best time to mend fences|after 27 beers ||<phone talk 'um who is this???'>||chorus 2:|who you gonna call?|drunk dialing|liquid courage in your hand|drunk dialing |reaching out across the land|let your fingers do the walking|and bombay will do the talking|drunk dialing|your alchohologram ||bridge:|omg what did I write|guess I poured my heart out to the night|everything I said was true |too bad it was the wrong damn dude|now my boss's wife is looking for a fight||chorus 3:|who you gonna call?|drunk dialing|liquid courage in your hand |drunk dialing |reaching out across the land|let your fingers do the walking|and jim bean will do the talking|drunk dialing|your alchohologram |drunk dialing|your alchohologram|<outro>|your alchohologram||