So I was in San Fran, swimming in the ocean, chillin' with my girlfriend 'til you came along
You said, "Hello Dan, don't mind the commotion
May I date Your Girlfriend"
So I sang this song
Otter oh otter, please don't even bother
It's clear that my girlfriend knows that I am hotter
Cuz I have a nice bod, cash money, a hot rod
Just give up lil' otter, she'll always dig me
You said, "You're misled
Whiskers, claws are totally fitting for your girlfriend
I've bested us two"
My lady then said, "Yeah you're cute and cuddly
I'll so be your girlfriend"
Then left me for you
Otter oh otter, you I wish to slaughter
Cuz you stole my girlfriend despite all I bought her
I bet she's just a fraud
She likes guys with thick wads
She'll ditch you lil' otter, just you wait and see
Oh! Otter oh otter, you I wish to slaughter
Cuz you stole my girlfriend despite all I bought her
I bet she's just a fraud
She likes guys with thick wads
She'll ditch you lil' otter, just you wait and see
Oh oh she'll ditch you lil' otter, she'll come back for me