Dan Reeder - A Sandy Beach Lyrics

Jacoby went to china
Won the chinese lottery
Came home with a bunch of money
Bought himself a plasma TV
When he got bored with it
He dumped it into the sea
They put him in jail
No trial
No bail
Said it was a matter of national security
It's just a beach
A sandy beach
It's just a beach
A sandy beach

When he got out, he went to Norway
But he had no place to stay
So he stole a tent and pitched it
At the skinny end
Of a skinny bay
The police came unexpectedly
On a warm and sunny day
They took him to jail
No trial
No bail
But this time they threw the key away
It's just a beach
A sandy beach
It's just a beach
A sandy beach