Cup the balls
I know just what your'e thinking
Another stroke won't hurt you
Because pretending is what makes it fun
Another second goes by
Feels like forever in time
Lay down and maybe I will even put it on the TV
Look down and see it growing
Even with all the drinking
I'll fill myself with pleasure
No judgement cause it's up to me
You're right I really am feeling testy
Something's gotta change
You say you've never been there
Come on just admit don't be scared
Sometimes it really is hard to wait
I know it's hard these days
There is just one thing I'd like to say
More of a question than a statement but you'll be ok
Did you masturbate today?
No more leaving it on the shelf
Program the clock each day to twelve
That's just how some treat themselves
Another way to release the pain
And now I've got to leave you
Cause now I've got the urge myself
There's just one thing I can't do
Suck my dick like Marilyn Manson
I know
Today
You will masturbate
Not once
Not twice
Guess I will just let fate decide