Chick Flick Video (MV)

I'm going worldwide to f*ck your bitch
She's comin' on by to watch Lilo and Stitch
So at first chance, take off your pants
I got sweats for you, they're comfier
Just don't go playin that Mumford and Sons
So let's get down to business
To defeat the huns
I'm talkin' Mulan shit man
Is she a Disney princess
Or some some f*ckin' Asian hitman
I don't know
I don't think I ever even saw it, though
But I did see the toy story trilogy
And that shit's even more trill than me
I don't have anything else left to write
But that's alright
Because this new groove is tight

(Tighter than Dae-Su Oh slurping up Squid!)

Yo f*ck In-n-out shakes
Cause they're too thick
Gun for me
Better name the date
Cause I'm too rich
With cholesterol enough to make a vitamin sick
Feeling diabetic
But my ego's fantastic
Cause I dropped acid every day of the week
Quick fix
Hate automatic guns but I wanna be John Wick
Lola Bunny nibble on my carrot tip
Said I'm smokin' it, slangin' it
Still broke and crippled
Banksy my degree so its value will be tripled
Never bend the knee to a man that's bred to swindle
Sick of vulgar ads
So I'm watching porno on my kindle
F*ck Oceans 8
No Damon, No Clooney
But five sevens, two ones, and a motherf*ckin' 3
Don't @ me
No wait please do
I need another follower to make it past 2
Bitch

NPH pick a date, I'll make you straight
Guy Fieri pick a date, I'll bake a cake
Sorry Cosby, didn't mean to complicate
But I think you diddled my Jello pop in '98

So we'll set you straight
Like a circus clown spinning a plate
Or a conversion therapy inmate
It's not a bad thing
Not a backwards nemo
It's the upswing
Like that jackass Steve-o after rehab
But before chemo
So just sit on my facebook page
Watch Ru Pauls drag race
Nick Cage
Isn't in that show
But he's in a lot of movies
Prolly eatin' sushi
Off them Hollywood booties
But I digress
Come watch a chick flick
Just don't wear that dress
You got a body like a toothpick
Now accept the absurdity
When it comes to women
I
Respect And Protect Eternally