Someone's gotta say it
Your dad is a dick and your mom is insane
Lucky for me you inherited his brain
She thought I'd get pregnant to try and keep you
That's what she said Catholic girls do
I don't miss you anymore
Loving you was such a chore
I don't miss you I don't miss you anymore
Like not even a little bit
Like at all
It's kind of nice
Stole my car when I was out of town
You don't have your license
But you needed those Parliaments
The way you stay in bed all day
You pronounce words the wrong way
It's pillow not pellow its bagel not baggel
But I'm not your mother
So why do I bother
I don't miss you anymore
Loving you was such a chore
I don't miss you I don't miss you anymore
When all your friends
Ganged up on me
Pitch forks raised for
Slut shaming
I woke you up and barked at me
How is that my problem baby
I don't miss you anymore
Loving you was such a chore
I don't miss you
I don't miss you anymore
Remember when we first met and you told me you'd totally date me if I lost twenty pounds
That was cool
Ask me for advice at 3am
I'm driving you to the dentist yet again
Tell me I'm selfish for wanting to get off
It's not my fault that confidence makes you soft
Calling me crazy for feeling how I feel no
I'm not the one who thinks I'm in the Truman show
I can't wear heels cause you're insecure about my height
The list goes on and on but I don't have all night
I don't miss you anymore
Loving you was such a chore
I don't miss you
I don't miss you
I don't miss you
I don't miss you
I don't miss you
I don't miss you anymore
Buh bye