She's got theories, wild as can be
Reptilians and tunnels under Walmart, can't you see?
Every day she tells me tales of Trump's grand plan
Flat earth, hollow earth, I just don't understand
She dives into the depths of conspiracy
Believing every word, it's her reality
But I can't help but wonder, where's the truth?
In this world spun by delusion and spoof
Oh, she's caught in the web of the fringe (caught in the web)
Lost in a world that refuses to budge
But I won't let it consume my mind (no, not mine)
I'll keep my sanity, leave the madness behind
She's got a theory, wild and bold
About the secrets that will soon unfold (unfold)
Solar eclipse, a cosmic show
But it's more than just a glow (oh-oh)
The moon, she claims, is not what we think
It's hiding secrets, on the brink (the brink)
Aliens, she says, take children away
To the moon, where they stay (all day)
Well that's what they say