Dre Dog (Andre Nickatina) - These R the Tales Lyrics

I was riding in my chariot, with this freak named Harriet

She said my stick was ???, so she knew just where to bury it

This girl named Sequoia, she was from Illinois-a

I had to stuff her mouth with her teddy bear, cuz she made hella noise-a

This freak named Nikita Brown, I rode her like a merry-go-round

She got to telling all her friends, that it's a new king in town

I was on my way to Las Vegas when I bumped into Tessy

She said her nickname was Marvin, cuz when she had sex it got messy

This freak named Jenny Marquais, so you know I called her Butter

Cuz when it came to summer sundresses, she had ass like no other

The steak was always smothered, she was a freak under the covers

You should have seen my expression, lil' pimpin,

when I got hit on by her mother

This young lady named Chanelle, she was fine as hell

But she was 26, and her son was already twelve

I was at this little assembly, when I chopped it up with Kimberly

Hit it, split it, man that freak said she'd love me for infinity

You should have seen the chemistry, I changed that freak's identity

Seen her at the movies with her man, and the bitch didn't wanna remember me

This girl named Chamere, she put diamonds in my ears

But she also tried to put these niggas on me when I slapped her at the pier

This girl named Cheryl Lynn, she had hella friends

So when I brought my friends and all her friends,

then that's when the party began

This girl named Savannah, she used to love to pout

But I used to say "Don't even trip, just stick this in your mouth"

This freak named Miranda, she thought I couldn't stand her

But yeah, I can stand ya, since I got your ass on camera

I was riding hard, like Humphrey Bogart, with this freak named Leah

Even though she was in the dark, no one could see her, get it?

This freak named Raquela, she worked at Pac Bell-a

She gave me the number to the pager, home, and cellular

She had a lovely smell-a, ass like ???

I was wet like a scuba diver from the sex, homeboy let me tell ya

Chrysler ???, with this chick named Darren

I was at the mall trying to buy some clothes, and she just kept on starin

And then came the flarin, she said she hated sharin

I said "I'm not your man, little freak, so I'm not really carin"

This gangsta's name was Dallion, she wore gold medallions

Every other month we'd take a flight, out to Staten Island

She kept a 9 on the dresser cuz she had dreams of hell

Even though we in the penthouse suite of a 5-star hotel

I rock and I rock well, that's what I told Gail

She's a conceited little fraternity freak, up there at Yale

Young tender named Divine, I bump in her Alpine

She was the type that looked so good, it was a motherf*ckin crime

Took her from behind, led her to the ride

Baby didn't make it home till the sun was 'bout to rise

Kickin in with Corvette, baby had a Corvette

She used to come and get young Nickatina from off of the set

We strikes to the checks, she pick up her Lex

We hit Hotel Nico, you know what came next

I was payin my bill for cable, when I met up with Sable

Green eyes, it was a CEO, of a record label

But I didn't get to hit it, because I met with Bridget

She was Sable's secretary, that gave me head and digits

In the parking lot of a club one night, I ran into Kirby

Freak worked at a beauty shop, said some gangsta's tryin to serve me

Freak you ain't worthy, your gossip column is through

And if some cats is after me, I'm right here mackin on you

Had to pop the collar on my coat, rev up the vogue smoke

Looked her in the eyes and said "Yeah bitch, you're broke!"

This girl named ???, Lord she was dreamy

Met her at a pool party, should have seen her bikini

This lady's name was Val, her husband was my pal

She offered me to put in why he stressed the ?rikers out?

Gave the freak a smile, said "It ain't my style"

I've known the homie for a while yo, and that would be foul

Fired up the weed, me and Saint Jean

We first had locked eyes yo, when we were thirteen

Kissed at 15, sexed at sixteen

That's why she's with me right now in the Beam, Tiga!