Da Yoopers - MENTAL MONKEY Lyrics

(FEMALE VOCAL)
1. I KNEW YOU WERE A PSYCHO RIGHT FROM THE START
YOU MEASURE YOUR FRIENDS BY THE WAY THAT THEY FART
WHEN MY FRIENDS COME AROUND I FEEL SO DEGRADED
YOU ACT LIKE A DWEEB THEY SAY, “IS HE RELATED?”
(MALE VOCAL)
HEY PIZZA FACE YOU LOOK LIKE A BLISTER
I DON'T TELL ANYONE YOU'RE MY SISTER
LOOK AT THOSE TEETH YOU LOOK LIKE A BEAVER
AND THOSE EARS OF YOURS LOOK LIKE RADAR RECEIVERS

CHORUS: (FEMALE VOCAL)
GET OFF MY CASE YOU BIG BUTT FACE
YOU'RE TOO WEIRD FOR THE HUMAN RACE
YOU'RE A MENTAL MONKEY THAT BELONGS IN A ZOO
AND ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE AS GEEKY AS YOU

(FEMALE VOCAL)
2. YOU EAT LIKE A PIG AND YOU LOOK LIKE ONE TOO
IT SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING DIED IN YOUR SHOES
YOU GOT POTATOES GROWING OUT OF YOUR EARS
ARE YOU PLANNING ON TAKiNG A BATH THIS YEAR?

(MALE VOCAL)
YOU GOT A BODY JUST LIKE DONALD DUCK
YOUR FACE COULD STOP A GARBAGE TRUCK
YOU CAMP IN THE BATHROOM TO FIX YOUR HAIR
ITS NOT HALLOWEEN WHO YOU TRYING TO SCARE?

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(MALE VOCAL)
3. GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR YOU LOOK LIKE A DORK
HAS SOMEONE BEEN STABBING YOUR FACE WITH A FORK?
YOU DON'T NEED NOSE PLUGS WHEN YOU GO FOR A SWIM
YOU COULD PLUG UP THOSE Nostrils WITH TWO BOWLING PINS

(FEMALE VOCAL)
YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT AND YOU THINK YOU’RE GREAT
HOW COME YOU CAN'T GET A HUMAN TO DATE?
YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER
HE LOOKS LIKE FREDDY AND YOU LOOK LIKE HIS MOTHER

(REPEAT CHORUS)