Dave Chappelle - Piss On You Lyrics

(R Kelly Parody)

Yeah, it's the R
40 oz of malt liquor make me wanna tell you somethin'

Said rollin 'round, sittin on dubs
Countin' the hours, I was high on shrubs
Coolin in my Escalade
Man I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place,
close your eyes, show me your face
I'm gonna piss on it

CHORUS
Haters wanna hate
lovers wanna love
I don't even want
none of the above
I want to piss on you
Yes I do, I'll piss on you
I'll pee on you

Said yo body, yo body
Is a porta potty
When I pee I kick
I can use karate (use karate)
I'm a pee on you
DRIP DRIP DRIP
Pee on you
Pour it on you
Piss on you
Piss on you

You'll never feel...
quite the same
When you get a whiff...
of my hershey stains

I wanna poop on you too
I want to pee in yo food

Only thing will make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat
I want to pee on you
yes I do, yes I do
I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you

CHORUS
Haters wanna hate
lovers wanna love
I don't even want
none of the above
I want to piss on you
Yes I do, I'll piss on you
I'll pee on you

Won't you braid my hair
Say, won't you braid my hair
Before you start, I'm gonna fart
I'm gonna fart on you


Thanks to twista_1fan for these lyrics