Yeah, M in the house, got a club story to tell
Ain't about the party rockin', nah, this a different kinda swell
Pulled up to the hottest spot, lights flashin', lookin' live
But somethin' strange on the dance floor, got me wonderin', "Is this right?"
Walked in, see a sea of dudes, testosterone in the air
Bumpin' fists, talkin' sports, like a locker room nightmare
Scanned the scene for some ladies, supposed to be the fire
But the only thing burnin' here is this dude wearin' a plumber's attire
Dude soup, that's what I'm callin' this, a bachelor's buffet galore
More dudes on the dance floor than grains of sand on the shore
Elbows flyin', steppin' on feet, competition gettin' tight
Wish I could find a lady friend, 'stead of dancing with a spotlight
DJ spinnin' hot tracks, but the vibe is kinda off
Dudes breakin' out their moves, like a scene from Napoleon au gratin, ahh
Tried to do the two-step, ended up in a mosh pit instead
Maybe this club got a typo, shoulda said "Men Only" instead
Dude soup, that's what I'm callin' this, a bachelor's buffet galore
More dudes on the dance floor than grains of sand on the shore
Elbows flyin', steppin' on feet, competition gettin' tight
Wish I could find a lady friend, 'stead of dancing with a spotlight
DJ spinnin' hot tracks, but the vibe is kinda off
Dudes breakin' out their moves, like a scene from Napoleon au gratin, ahh
Tried to do the two-step, ended up in a mosh pit instead
Maybe this club got a typo, shoulda said "Men Only" instead
Maybe I should hit the bar, drown my sorrows in a brew
But then I see a lone queen, chillin' by the wall, lookin' brand new
Hope flickers like a disco ball, gotta make my smoothest move
Gotta escape this dude soup situation, gotta find my dance groove
Gotta find my dance groove
Come on
No more dude soup, this ain't the menu for tonight
Found a sassy lady friend, movin' under the disco light
Elbows restin', smilin' wide, connection finally tight
Found my melody in the club, and she movin' all night
Yeah, escaped the dude soup disaster, found a diamond in the rough
This club might be the sausage fest, but tonight, this dance floor's enough