Take the chair away
You don't need support
We could watch you crawl
Know that you're to blame
For the state we're in
We could lose it all
Look at all this mess
Living in your filth
Makes us defecate
The outlook is too bleak
You've made the Empire weak
Destroy the Welfare State
The crippled and the lame
And poor are all to blame
For spoiling our game
My bonus must get paid
I've taxes to evade
And nations to invade