Change the colors for the second scene
Stack all these books to the roof beams
Show the audience that we lost course
But do it with actions kid
Not with words
Make sure these costume changes are quick
I realize that they get repetitive
Keep these kisses looking real
Rip down my back with your fingernails
And oh your mascara is running
And baby you're doing outstanding
Your work here is undeniable
And we have only one scene to go
And oh you could really have me here
Right in the middle of your palm
Improvise if you have to
Because the audience doesn't know
If the lines are wrong
Oh the stage is set
For our vignette
This is your big scene
Knock the crowd right out of their seats
Oh I've got some great news
Well you got perfect reviews
They didn't seem to like me though
I'll be replaced by the next show